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J a s m i n e. L u c y. N g u y e n.
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Follow me on tumblr, Jasmingle!
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(408) b o u n d , California girl.
Vietnamese, Thai, Laos, Chinese.
14 y e a r s of fabulousness.
Yes, that is my natural hair. C:
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I'll follow back and give you love.
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Instagram: Awkwardpandaa
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orderlybunker:

  • Tumblr will remain independent
  • Yahoo bought it because Tumblr was getting too expensive
  • The only thing changing will be the one’s legally owning Tumblr
  • There will remain absolutely no restrictions on gifs/fics/pictures/edits/porn/terms and conditions
  • The terms and conditions will remain the same
  • Tumblr’s options were to shut Tumblr down or get funds
  • ThE lAyOuT iS nOt ChAnGiNg
Rebecca, age 8: When my grandmother got arthritis, she couldn't bend over and paint her toenails anymore. So my grandfather does it for her all the time, even when his hands got arthritis too. That's love.
Terri, age 4: Love is what makes you smile when you're tired.
Danny, age 7: Love is when my mommy makes coffee for my daddy and she takes a sip before giving it to him, to make sure the taste is OK.
Nikka, age 6: If you want to learn to love better, you should start with a friend who you hate.
Elaine, age 5: Love is when Mommy gives Daddy the best piece of chicken.
Chris, age 7: Love is when Mommy sees Daddy smelly and sweaty and still says he is handsomer than Robert Redford.
Mary Ann, age 4: Love is when your puppy licks your face even after you left him alone all day.

when you try to tell someone a joke but you punch up the fuckline

purgasorry:

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willsmith420:

gwenelizz:

Someone please explain to me why Will Smith looks exactly the same as he did in 1989

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katsplanet:

yahoo wants to buy tumblr so i’m making an early prediction as to what would happen if this were to take place

katsplanet:

yahoo wants to buy tumblr so i’m making an early prediction as to what would happen if this were to take place

Plot Twist: Stark Industries buys Tumblr. We all get free issue laptops with fantastic WiFi.

geometricdeathtrap:

metallikato:

generallegendary:

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jewelstaites:

how to give a good handjob

  • bop it
  • pull it
  • twist it
  • harder
  • better
  • faster
  • stronger 

You pull your left hand in
You pull your left hand out
You pull your left hand in
And you shake it all about!

Cha cha real smooth

none of you ever touch a penis