May 2013
327 posts
cokeflow:
A blind man walks into a bar and a table and a chair
Let's make Dean in gym shorts the most reblogged...
ilivebetweenjohnsthighs:
“Challenge accepted!” —SPN fandom.
omg this is still going
IT’S A RULE TO REBLOG EVERY TIME IT SHOWS UP ON YOUR DASH.
i’m not even in the supernatural fandom and i’m still going to reblog
lost count of the times i’ve reblogged this
Holy shit. Last time I saw this t only had 4 million. Damn
saturgay:
[AGGRESSIVELY THINKS ABOUT YOU ALL DAY]
thesockmonkeyrenegade:
gracethelostgirl:
lovewithyous:
carolineflack:
HOW DO YOU MAKE A GUY STOP TEXTING YOU
HOW DO YOU MAKE A GUY START TEXTING YOU
HOW DO YOU MAKE A GUY
owlcitee:
pitbullfan:
“youre gay? you dont look gay”
well shit wtf does a gay look like
lusture:
lusture:
omg I’m at work and a group of like 13 year old girls come in and order their lattes or whatever and one girl is like can you Instagram this with all our names on it? and her friend is like ya totally and so I may have put a q in the middle of all of their names so they got their coffee and were like “omg what the hell we can’t take a picture of this” Im literally the worst...
hitlervevo:
why the fuck cant we text the police
lets say there is a murderer in ur house and you’re hiding behind your sofa and you do have your phone with you but you can’t call the police because the murderer might hear you
white dad in any movie: but son, you're throwing away your DREAM
white son in any movie: no dad, I'm throwing away ~yours~
I’M HONESTLY LAUGHING SO HARD RIGHT NOW
OMFG
meladoodle:
*writes nothing but ‘lol’ in grandma’s 69th birthday card*
freeshawarmas:
jehovas-witness:
internetexplorers:
cheese3d:
nothings worse than soft grapes
soft apples
soft dicks
☾☻soft grunge blog☻☽
pizza:
your favourite celebrity could be pooping right now
goddammitfenton:
if you ever feel bad about yourself, just remember this one time in my english class, we were writing horror stories and one of the girls wrote “it was friday the 13th, the night before halloween” for her opening sentence
whores:
whores:
Don’t cry because its over
cry because you’re ugly
when the answers to a question on a test are in another question
“Okay class, pass up last nights homework”
meladoodle:
follow the yolo brick road
raggedycass:
This gif is a really accurate summary of my life
kappa773:
teamfreesexuality:
proudlyinsane:
timelord-and-fishcustard:
There’s a difference between
and
The fact that we all know what this means really says something about our social lives
you should all go to your blogs and hover over them
You should
jimdoesntcarrey:
salacl:
jimdoesntcarrey:
lucille-is-a-vampire-bat:
does any1 remember the replacements
i do
what happened to this show!!!???
it was… replaced
tickettoheaven:
chafing-nipples:
dangermat:
when bananas rot they secrete stuff that makes other fruit including bananas near them rot faster that’s so fucked up that is murder suicide bananas commit murder suicide
that’s pretty fucking metal
I’d say it’s pretty fucking
bananas
All guys should learn from Mario Bros. No matter...
ashestoashesjc:
i love studio ghibli movies. not only for their amazing animation and storytelling, but because whenever characters get upset or surprised they go from
to
bigstupidbaby:
ugh mums are so annoying ‘clean ur room take out the trash im worried about your mental health why is there a dead guy in the living room’ ha ha yeah ok whatever mum
frigdeandindy:
astudyinwho:
as i was walking home this group of eight year olds thought it would be funny if they all gave me the finger as i approached so i turned around and said “i’m telling your parents you did that” and they all simultaneously burst into tears and begged me not to tell on them.
im not ashamed to say it was the highlight of adult life.
oh my god I misread this as...
spookymormon:
spookymormon:
my mom always texts me rude things so ive just started replying with an emoji of an eggplant and it gets her so pissed it’s great
Friendly reminder that
orderlybunker:
Tumblr will remain independent
Yahoo bought it because Tumblr was getting too expensive
The only thing changing will be the one’s legally owning Tumblr
There will remain absolutely no restrictions on gifs/fics/pictures/edits/porn/terms and conditions
The terms and conditions will remain the same
Tumblr’s options were to shut Tumblr down or get funds
ThE lAyOuT iS nOt...
4-8yr Olds Describing Love.
Rebecca, age 8: When my grandmother got arthritis, she couldn't bend over and paint her toenails anymore. So my grandfather does it for her all the time, even when his hands got arthritis too. That's love.
Terri, age 4: Love is what makes you smile when you're tired.
Danny, age 7: Love is when my mommy makes coffee for my daddy and she takes a sip before giving it to him, to make sure the taste is OK.
Nikka, age 6: If you want to learn to love better, you should start with a friend who you hate.
Elaine, age 5: Love is when Mommy gives Daddy the best piece of chicken.
Chris, age 7: Love is when Mommy sees Daddy smelly and sweaty and still says he is handsomer than Robert Redford.
Mary Ann, age 4: Love is when your puppy licks your face even after you left him alone all day.
when you try to tell someone a joke but you punch up the fuckline
purgasorry:
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willsmith420:
gwenelizz:
Someone please explain to me why Will Smith looks exactly the same as he did in 1989
