April 2012
47 posts
magic essay typer →
jddaawwgg:
omfg keeping this on my blog for the future
Watchsharongaling:
megankmorita:
klumsyyy35:
mypussybaldlikecaillou:
hardcorecorn:
white people
should not have cameras
oh my goodness wtf is this…?
THIS IS MY FAVORITE OMG.
HAHAHAHAH WTF AND SHE’S SO INTO IT TOO
normal people: :-)
voldemort: :)
odair:
omfg press alt+the reblog button
praise god bless jesus hallelu
lulinternet:
rapunzel-pond:
HOLY SHIT WHEN YOU HOLD DOWN ALT AND CLICK REBLOG
HOLY SHIT„„„„
i made that gif
vagina jokes aren't funny, period
when you open the fridge and there’s actually something to eat
hey i just met you and this is crazy but if you make one more of these posts im going to set your house on fire and kill everything you love so call me maybe
i cybered on omegle today
You: hi
Stranger: hey
You: wanna cyber
Stranger: depends are you a girl? ;)
You: ya
Stranger: and okay then, you start?
You: i come into ur bedroom
You: and ur sleeping
You: and i crawl under your blanket
Stranger: i'm still asleep
You: u feel me pulling down ur pants
You: and u wake up and smile
Stranger: I kiss you gently, still sleepy
You: then i smile and open the scissors around your dick and snap them closed
You: cutting off your penis
Stranger: wait
You: THATS WHAT YOU GET FOR CHEATING ON ME
Stranger: then what...?
You: I HATE YOU
Stranger: I didn't cheat
You: you bleed to death in your bed
Stranger: i didn't cheat on you. lets restart ok
You: nobody ever knows what happened
You: i flee to mexico with your mercedes
You: the end
Stranger: I have a mercedes?
You: not anymore faggot
Your conversation partner has disconnected.
wolfieakhal-teke:
vi11ain:
touchofgrey37:
...
heyfunniest:
Gale: Don't cha wish your boyfriend shot squirrels like me
Katniss: Gale, stop-
Gale: Don't cha wish your boy got all the girls like me
Katniss: Just-
Gale: DON'T CHA
Katniss: Pleas-
Gale: DON'T CHA
Peeta: Don't cha wish your boyfriend was fun like me
Katniss: Oh god not you too-
Peeta: Don't cha wish your boyfriend baked buns like me
Katniss: Peeta-
Peeta: DON'T CHA
Katniss: Make it stop-
Peeta: DON'T CHA
LOL →
fuk-dubstep:
belleweasley:
ok lets see if that thing with glasses chicks suddenly becoming super weird feminine when they whip off their glasses works
woop
well that was anticlimatic wait
wait
WHAT THE HELL IS GOING ON
What that is dumb and does not happen.
Look, check it out.
See, not much diff-
Wait, what-
the fuck.
You guys are being dumbs
That does not...
what do you call identical boobs
identitties
My name is Junie B. Jones. The B stands for...
